Idiotic signs and packaging #1
Go to your local supermarket. Go to the freezer section. Pick up a box of McCain's Micro Chips. Go on, it won't harm you just picking up the package. The plastic wrap will prevent you turning into some zombie trailer slob. Read the packaging. Remember, these are chips, designed to be cooked in the microwave, but just chips (fries if you're American). Made of potato, containing perhaps salt and a bit of oil. That's all. Chips. And what does it say on the package? 'Made from real potato'. Really. 'Made from real potato'.
Dear God in Heaven.