Monday, September 29, 2003

Hmm. I don't seem to be writing in here as often as I could. So far today, I've successfully managed to avoid doing anything that could be construed as real work. Just sat around, pretending to create lessons for the week ahead. Evening classes start again tomorrow (groan)....another year of cajoling tired professionals to write essays. what fun.

Sunday, September 14, 2003

Dear God in Heaven,
Thank Christ I've managed to attract the attention of all the God botherers by my cunning use of the first sentence, and advertising it on google et al. I'm working on an article I'm going to post here, titled 'the fifth crusade', through which we're living right now folks! If you are easily offended by a portrayal of George W as a red-assed baboon, please continue to read this blog. you need to be converted. If you wish to remain a redneck, non-redneck lynching, hogeating, wifebeating,childmolesting sack of wank, please go, fuck off and die.
Apparently, Georgie boy's coming to London Town. hee hee hee hee. Boy, do we have a surprise for the fucker. I ahte to spoil it, but I suggest he reads up on the treatment the average briton has been doling out to David Blaine over the past week or so.......just imagine what's in store for the chimp-in-chief.......

Thursday, September 11, 2003

september 11th.....two years ago, it was a warm day in Reading. I'd just started at the college on a fulltime basis, and I cycled up to my local for a pint before going home. That's when I heard about it.
here's a question....how many people have died since then through military action? when will george w. be sated?

Tuesday, September 09, 2003

Slumped over cigarettes after a hard morning of enrolment, we have reached the conclusion that we should get the fuck out of this job. My tenth anniversary of being a teacher is rapidly approaching.....run away! I must run away!

Monday, September 01, 2003

Mmwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!
Back to the grind.
I'm just cleaning out my desk for the beginning of the onslaught of new chinese students....another year of banging on at the old grammar beckons..........Oh for fucks sake.
Ten years before the whiteboard, man and boy...........somebody help me!!!!!