The ten worst toilets I have ever had ado with:
1) Upstairs kludgee, Quartz Bar, Bornova, Izmir - smell the rancid meat!
2) The Bog Under The Stairs, the Fish Bar, Bakirkoy, Istanbul - complete with cockroaches, blood and fish heads
3) The Hole in the Floor machine, Corfu - Greece ferry - awash with all sorts
4) Men's jakes, the Old Bloke's Pub, Bakirkoy, Istanbul - no running water apart from piss
5) The amazing walking convenience, the Old Purple Turtle, Reading UK - So rank that it developed an independent life of its own
6) The Vile Maw of Micturation, the Eski Kemanci, Beyoglu, Istanbul - a pisser in a rock bar of legendary vileness
7) Men's bogs, UCNW students union, Bangor, Wales - sail across the lake of piss!
8) Slough
9) C Floor slasher, Reading College - caked and freezing
10) Hole in the Floor machine, fourth floor, Konak Merkez Ishani, Konak, Izmir, Turkey - a scarey first encounter with a squat bog