After my student's wild stab at trying to describe why he was writing about Thailand for his Academic English assignment, I sent him away to rewrite the whole thing, partly because it was bloody atrocious, but mainly because he'd plagiarised everything else. He's just bought back the revised edition. You'd have thought he would have understood the words, 'Now Charlie, this is an Academic English assignment. That means nothing about ladyboys, right? No cutting off dicks, OK? Describe the bloody country!', to mean Don't Mention The Ladyboys. And did he heed my advice?
Here's the latest effort:
After discuss long neck girls, lut us turn to disuses another people, who are men change denatured sex, those men are very different from normal gentlemen after operation. They cut off their dick; inject some medicine, which could change men become pretty ladies. After the operation, they usually join song and dance ensemble for dancing and being taken photography by visitors. Unfortunately they only can live until forty-years-old, and then the whole of them will dead, the reason is that operation.
Christ on a bike.
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